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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, “the…

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Summer: Summer: We’re just fr…
Tom: Tom:
[Interrupting]
Tom: No! Don’t pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!
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Summer: We’ve been like Sid and Nancy for months now.
Tom: Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I’m Sid Vicious.
Summer: No I’m Sid.
Tom: Oh, so I’m Nancy…
[Pancakes arrive]
Summer: Let’s just eat and we’ll talk about it later. Mmm, that is good, I’m really glad we did this. I love these pancakes… what?
[Tom gets up and walks away from the table]
Summer: Tom, don’t go! You’re still my best friend!

f*ck this shit! ahah

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thecursedcasketofminge: (500) days of summer

thecursedcasketofminge:

(500) days of summer

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Summer we don’t have to label what we’re doing. I need… consistency. I need to know you won’t wake up tomorrow & feel a different way.
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lechugas-land: Poor Tom :’( Source.

lechugas-land:

Poor Tom :’(

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